איך האב נישט װאס צו טון

1. Open up a blank Word document.


2. Type in Q33 NY (this is the flight number of the first plane to hit the world trade center). (Capitalized)


3. Highlight it.


4. Change the font size to 72.


5. Change the actual FONT to wingdings (1) and see what it shows

Losing My Mind

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.''

''Oh, I understand,'' said the visitor. ''A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.''

''No.'' said the Director, ''A normal person would pull the plug out.''

Do you want a room with or without a view?