איך האב נישט װאס צו טון

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand.

Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.

Cool facts about Las Vegas

Take this mind test and see if it can read your mind

How much is:













2 + 2?













8 + 8?













16 + 16?













Fast! Think of a number between 12 and 5.













Ready? Don't change your original number!













Scroll down!

















The number you chose was 7.


Strange, right?!?






















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Test 2:
How much is:

1 + 5?













3 + 3?














4 + 2?














5 + 1?














Repeat the number 6 in your head as fast as possible
for 15 seconds.














FAST!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!














Think, think...














You were thinking about a CARROT, weren't you!?!
Really weird, right!?!?!


















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Test 3:
Say the following number aloud!
Do it fast!
3
33
333
3333
33333
333333
3333333











Fast! Choose a color and a tool!











Thought of one of each? Don't change the original!











You answered: red and hammer


Didn't you?!

There are more churches in Las Vegas than casinos. During Sunday services at the offertory, some worshippers contribute casino chips as opposed to cash.

Some are sharing their winnings - some are hoping to win.
Since they get chips from so many different casinos, and they are worth money, the Catholic churches are required to send all the chips into the diocese for sorting.

Once sorted into the respective casino chips, one junior priest takes the chips and makes the rounds to the casinos turning chips into cash.

And he is known as ..

Are you ready?

You're going to love this-



























The Chip Monk

Long ago there was once an old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application, "What are you going to do with the money?"

"Take jewellery to city and sell it," was the response.

"What have you got for collateral?"

"Don't know collateral."

"Well that's something of value that would cover the cost of the loan.Have you got any vehicles?"

"Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup."

The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?"

"Yes, I have a horse."

"How old is it?"

"Don't know, has no teeth."

Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, "Here to pay." he said. He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off.

"What are you going to do with the rest of that money?"

"Put in tepee."

"Why don't you deposit it in my bank," he asked.

"Don't know deposit."

"You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it."

The old Indian leaned across the desk, "What you got for collateral?"

מעלות

> >Why did the chicken cross the road?
>>
>>DR. PHIL:
>>
>>The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he
must
>>first deal with the problem on "THIS" side of the road before it goes
>>after the problem on the "OTHER SIDE" of the road. What we need to do
is
>>help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his "CURRENT"
>>problems before adding "NEW" problems.
>>
>>OPRAH:
>>
>>Well I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he
>>wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn
>>from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to
>>give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and
>>not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
>>
>>GEORGE W BUSH:
>>
>>We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
>>know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is
>>either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
>>
>>
>>PAT BUCHANAN:
>>
>>To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
>>
>>MARTHA STEWART:
>>
>>No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a
>>standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price
>>dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider
>>information.
>>
>>MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
>>
>>I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
>>without having their motives called into question.
>>
>>BARBARA WALTERS:
>>
>>Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
>>chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it
>>experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its
>>life long dream of crossing the road.
>>
>>ARISTOTLE:
>>
>>It is the nature of chickens to cross the road
>>
>>SIGMUND FREUD:
>>
>>The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the
road
>>reveals your underlying sexual insecurity
>>
>>ALBERT EINSTEIN:
>>
>>Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
>>chicken?
>>
>>
>>COLONEL SANDERS:
>>
>>Did I miss one?

a mans' will

A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a

test. "You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and

I'll

send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may

start".



The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email."

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager, "If you don't have an email, that

means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only

$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a

10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.

In

less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated

the

operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go

everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled

everyday.



Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of

delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food

retailers in the US. He started to plan his family's future, and

decided

to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a

protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked

him his email.

The man replied, "I don't have an email ". The broker answered

curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an

empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an

email?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, " Yes, I'd be an office boy at

Microsoft!"

Moral of the story

M1- Internet /email is not the solution to your life.

M2- If you don't have internet / email , and work hard, you can be a

millionaire.

M3 If you received this message by email, you are probably already an

office boy/girl, and not any close to being a Billionaire...

Have a great day !!!

P.S - Do not forward this email back to me, I' m closing my email &

going to sell tomatoes!!!

Today's News


Katrina Response: Bush Sends Troops to Atlantic Ocean

WASHINGTON (DPI) — President Bush today deployed 40,000 soldiers to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean in response to the events of 8/29. "We're gonna fight these storms over there so we don't have to fight 'em here," said Bush. The president has called for "regime change" for bodies of water that harbor tropical depressions, which he termed WMD: weather of mass destruction. The president also urged Americans not to seek revenge, adding "Most Katrinas are peace-loving. I went to school with a Katrina and I still consider her my friend." Mexico, Cuba, Haiti, Honduras, and the Dominican Republic were also expected to contribute resources to what the president called "the coalition of the damp."

(Reported by Bill Muse)

Fred approached John. "Hello John, I heard you know Hebrew"? "Yes I do." replied John.

Fred: I was wondering what the Hebrew for he is?
John: Hu.
Fred: Not any one in particular, I just wanted to know what is he?
John: Hee is she.
Fred: Who?
John: No, Hu is he.
Fred: I thought you said he is she?
John: Yes, that is correct.
Fred: What is correct?
John: Hee is she.
Fred: I have no idea what you said. Who is she?
John: No, hu is he.
Fred: I dont want to know who he is, now I want to know what she is in Hebrew?
John: Hee.
Fred: He Who?
John: Yes that is correct. But, hee is she.
Fred: Who is she?
John: No, Hu is he.
Fred: Why do you keep asking me "who is he"?
John: I thought you were asking me what he is in Hebrew?
Fred: Me?
John: That is who.
Fred: Who is me?
John: No, Hu is he, mee is who.
Fred: I don't want to know who you are, I want to know who is he?
John: That is correct.
Fred: But, I have no idea what I am saying.
John: But you say it so well.
Fred: Who me?
John: Why are you asking me who he is?
Fred: No, I am asking you what is he.
John: Hee is she.
Fred: Who is she?
John: No, hu is hee.
Fred: I am very lost. Me is who? Who is he? He is She?
John: Very good, you said that very well.
Fred: What did I say?
John: Mee is who, hu is he and hee is she.
Fred: Well if you must know, you are crazy, I don't know who he is and if she is a he, I sure don't want

It takes less than a minute ..YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH


This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

Work this out as you read ...
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.



1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate
(more than once but less than 10)









2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)










3. Add 5












4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator













5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1755 ....
If you haven't, add 1754.














6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.










You should have a three digit number .










The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).










The next two numbers are





YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2005) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
.

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee
.

On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone:
"Bring to me a cup of coffee, quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the
wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?"

"No" replied the trainee.

"It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!"

The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU
are talking to, you IDIOT?"

"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.

"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.

testing testing one two three, i wrote 'smol' like i told sushi123 to do, and let me see what happens, ok, here we go;
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see, i told you!