א גוט געבענטשט יאר שנה טובה

Sorry, that I'm not taking the time to send each one of you a personal
> note,
> with my original and heartfelt greetings for you to be written and
> sealed
> into the Book of Life,
> To modern, ultra & just plain Orthodox Jews, Haredi Jews, Mitnagdim,
> Conservative, Conservadox, Reform & ConForm Jews, Gartel Jews,
> non-Gartel Jews, Jews with sheitels & without, Tichel Jews, Sheitel,
> tichel & hat Jews, adult & child Jews, Frum from birth Jews, Baalei
> Teshuva, Satmar, Agudah, black hat, kipa s'ruga, Mir, Munkacs, Belz,
> Beta Yisrael, Bobov, Chaim Berlin, Y.U. Jews, payos in front of the
> ear Jews, payos in back of the ear Jews, kipa only in shul/ hat in
> shul/ no shul at all Jews, Mizrachi Jews, Jews by choice, Robe on
> Friday night Jews, Likud Jews, Labor Jews, Meimad Jews, Ten Lost
> Tribes Jews, cardiac Jews, Irish Jews, Black Jews, White Jews,
> Rav Nachman Jews, Rav Shlomo Jews, Neturei Karta Jews, Hasidim,
> Telz, Lakewood & Ner Yisrael Jews, Chofetz Chaim Jews,
> Zaftig Jews, skinny Jews, Fremeiners, Dinevers, Kookies,
> Celebrity Jews, Generation X,Y & Z Jews, NCSY Jews,
> Solomon Schechter Jews, Chinuch Atzmai Jews, Fackenheim Jews,
> Yitz Greenberg Jews, Kahane Jews, Feminist Jews, Chauvinist Jews,
> egalitarian Jews, traditional Jews, Kaddish-zuger Jews, political
> Jews, intellectual Jews, ignorant Jews, tomato Jews & orange Jews,
> Shinui Jews, Shas Jews, Israeli Jews, American Jews, Persian Jews,
> Russ Jews, Galitzianers, Litvaks, Polacks, Birthright Jews, single
> Jews, married Jews, wish I was married Jews, Greener Jews, Redder
> Jews, Scandinavian Jews, South of the Border Jews, Italian Jews, Bald
> Jews, Hairy Jews, Canadian Jews, Latino Jews, Ladino Jews, Jews in
> kapatas, Jews in T-shirts, Jews in sandals, Jews in gym shoes, Jews in
> cowboy boots, Hungarian Jews, Czech Jews, Jews on the Hungarian-Czech
> Border Jews, Ashkenazim, Sefardim, Yemenite Jews, Afrikaaner Jews,
> Romanian Jews, Zionists, non-Zionists, anti-Zionists, post-Zionists,
> Jews with an accent, Jews who speak perfect Midwestern English Hebrew,
> Native American Jews, Anglo-Saxon Jews, French Jews, German Jews,
> Greek Jews, Indian Jews, Chinese Jews, Jew who likes David Levy Jew,
> Wannabee Jews, Conspiracy Theory Jews, Japanese Jews, Shayna Punim
> Jews, Meesekite Jews, Closet Jews, Shnorrers, Baalei Tzedaka,
> Tzadikim, Baynonim, Rashaim, Chacham-Tam-Ayni Yodea Jews, Chevramen &
> Forbisseners, kvetching Jews, Guta Neshama Jews, Vizhnitzer, Ger,
> Gerer, Chabadnik, Kohenim, Levi'im, Yisraelim, Machers, Mavens, &
> Pashet Jews, EVERYKIND of Jew in this vast Universe:
>
> May we all unite - without a fight!
> And together ignite G-D's Great Light.
> May we see a sweet and blessed year together with a true peace!!!
>
> Shana Tovah!